1 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,610 Yeah. 2 00:01:16,339 --> 00:01:17,339 Dr. 3 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,520 Brody, the samples I collected are showing an abnormally high amount of 4 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:26,520 radioactivity. 5 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:30,800 We have got to stop allowing Biotech Prime from dumping their toxic waste on 6 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,940 beach. It's getting out of control. 7 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:37,280 I wouldn't worry about that, Dr. Hooper. 8 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:41,010 Talk on the street is they're going to be closing us down anyway. 9 00:01:42,610 --> 00:01:45,850 So if I were you, I'd be more concerned about future employment. 10 00:01:46,250 --> 00:01:47,350 That's crazy, Doctor. 11 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:51,550 If we don't do something about this right now, people who swim in this water 12 00:01:51,550 --> 00:01:53,410 will wind up growing fins or worse. 13 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:56,650 And let's not forget about the wildlife that swims in here, too. 14 00:01:59,730 --> 00:02:03,090 Sometimes you have to mind your own business, Doctor Hooper. 15 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:07,350 It's quitting time. 16 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:13,200 How about if we go down to a local titty bar and watch those cowards shake their 17 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,640 masks? That'd be good for a change, right? 18 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,200 What's that smoke? 19 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,920 I don't know. I wasn't paying any attention. 20 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:59,260 As global temperatures rise, pollution and climate change have caused wildlife 21 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,620 to adapt accordingly. 22 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,020 Alligators and other reptiles are moving north. 23 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:09,340 And as time progresses, we will see more rapid changes to our wildlife that 24 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:14,620 causes them to evolve just to stay alive. For example, giant invasive 25 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:19,440 have invaded Charlotte, North Carolina, and have eaten six chickens, two cats, 26 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,600 and a small child. 27 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:26,510 I advise you to stay indoors, stay indoors, use condoms, have all pets 28 00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:29,990 and don't forget to recycle those cans and bottles. 29 00:03:33,830 --> 00:03:35,490 Are you sure we're making the right decision? 30 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,530 I mean, we just picked up and left. 31 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:44,030 Absolutely. I'm going to be making twice as much money as I used to, and BioTek 32 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:46,690 Prime is one of the best labs to work for in the country. 33 00:03:47,050 --> 00:03:48,470 This is the right decision for us. 34 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:52,800 Yeah, but didn't they have that crazy pollution problem in the 80s? I'm pretty 35 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,640 sure I remember hearing my mom talk about it. 36 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:57,460 That's changed. 37 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,360 They're okay in my book. 38 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,400 What they did in the 80s was interesting. 39 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,080 But are you sure this is what's best? 40 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:08,700 I mean, I sacrifice a lot too, you know. 41 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,360 Listen, learn your place in this relationship. 42 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,120 I'm the one that makes the big decisions, so learn to like it and learn 43 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,720 keep your mouth shut and when to open it. 44 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:23,980 I mean, I do love her, though. This ride is getting redundant. 45 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,160 Why don't you whip your titties? I'm shaking them a little bit. 46 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,580 You know what she's like, man? Your highness. 47 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,900 Is that good for you, ma 'am? 48 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:45,360 Damn, look at them titties. I want to be friends with them. 49 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,240 You already are. 50 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,600 Oh yeah. 51 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,680 Why don't you put your tits away? 52 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,960 We're almost there. 53 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,010 I'm coming out. 54 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:53,050 Wait a minute. A woman with a cold heart and a hot body. 55 00:05:54,970 --> 00:05:55,970 Yeah. 56 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,080 She tried to kiss you with her two foot tongue. 57 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,620 Come on, that's it. 58 00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:41,170 Greetings and salutations, Dr. 59 00:06:41,390 --> 00:06:43,770 Honeydew. This is Honeydew. How was the drive? 60 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,590 Long, but with great scenery. 61 00:06:47,850 --> 00:06:48,850 Good, good. 62 00:06:49,230 --> 00:06:53,050 I can't thank you enough for transferring to our laboratory. Here at 63 00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:56,750 Prime, we pride ourselves in being the first and best at everything. 64 00:06:57,810 --> 00:06:58,810 That's why I came. 65 00:06:59,090 --> 00:07:02,070 I look forward to working with you and your team. I think we're going to make 66 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:04,130 history with my genetic slicing theorem. 67 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,390 Excellent. 68 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:08,490 Let me show you around the facility. 69 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:12,250 I will take you to your private laboratory and living quarters. 70 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:13,610 Sounds great. 71 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:18,790 Here is your own private laboratory where you will be conducting the 72 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:19,790 your experiments. 73 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:24,390 As you can see, we have the most advanced tools in the industry. 74 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,590 Looks super scientific. 75 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:29,310 I can totally see myself making things happen here. 76 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:32,190 This is the kind of lab I've been dreaming of as a child. 77 00:07:33,350 --> 00:07:35,230 You're so smart. I love you. 78 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,600 Actually, can you give me a chance to our room now? 79 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,460 Absolutely. 80 00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,660 Here is your bedroom. 81 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:47,420 The bathroom is down the hall. 82 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:50,940 I have to be going now, but please make yourselves at home. 83 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,200 Have a good night, and if you need anything, do not hesitate to call. 84 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:57,060 Thank you. You're welcome. 85 00:07:59,220 --> 00:08:01,800 You know, I'm feeling pretty parched. 86 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:03,180 Want to go get a drink some way? 87 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,480 That sounds fantastic. 88 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:35,950 Let's do it. Welcome to JPC's. I'm Tina. What can I get for you? 89 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:37,950 I'll have a light beer. 90 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:39,210 Eh, same. 91 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,150 All right, cool beans. I'll get that right out for you. 92 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:45,629 Well, Dr. 93 00:08:45,630 --> 00:08:47,970 Rankin seemed nice enough. I think he'll be good to work with. 94 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:50,750 What are you going to do while you're here? 95 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:54,430 Well, I plan on checking out the local city bars tomorrow. 96 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:59,390 Word on the street that scientists love breasts, and this town's full of them. 97 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:01,510 Breasts? No, scientists. 98 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:06,420 There you go. If you guys need anything else, just ask for Tina. 99 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:07,620 We gotcha. 100 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:15,640 Hello, ladies. 101 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,500 Looking for some company? 102 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:22,760 No. Thank you for asking. 103 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,120 You sure? 104 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,880 That's a shame, because I'm a cunning cunnilinguist. 105 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,880 What did you just say? 106 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,120 You heard me. 107 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,400 Gross. We're lesbians, loser! 108 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:40,820 Come on, Angela. 109 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:42,360 Let's go home and take a hot shower. 110 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:43,580 Sure. 111 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,860 You know, that jerk at the bar had it coming. 112 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,820 I mean, who did he think he was? Pete Davidson? 113 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,600 I know, right? What a moron. 114 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:42,300 But if he was Pete Davidson, I would totally bang him. I mean, he's so hot. 115 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,300 bang his ghost. 116 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:49,000 But on a separate note, tomorrow's a really special day. I'm really excited 117 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 you to be in your new lab. 118 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:55,320 I know, it's going to be killer. I bet I could cure cancer in this lab. Yeah. 119 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:57,010 I mean, the sky's the limit. 120 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,270 Then I want the sky, darling. 121 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:03,430 I'm getting tired. 122 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:04,990 I'm going to go to bed. 123 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,830 I'll be right behind you. Good night. 124 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:14,310 Hello, Dr. Rankin. 125 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,770 Sorry for calling you this late, but I just wanted to thank you again for 126 00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:18,770 bringing me to the facility. 127 00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:23,770 I have big plans, and I'm sure I'm going to make extraordinary things happen at 128 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:24,770 Biotech Prime. 129 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,200 That's wonderful, Angela. 130 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,340 You have a good night's rest now. 131 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,760 You've got a very important day tomorrow. 132 00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,599 Will do. 133 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,700 Good night, Dr. Rankin. Good night. 134 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:54,840 Dr. Robert Olson? 135 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,260 Oh, Dr. 136 00:13:57,820 --> 00:14:01,340 Rankin! How are you? How have you been? 137 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,820 It's rather late. I was just about to go to bed. 138 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,480 I know, I know. 139 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:11,400 I just had to call you. I was really excited about getting Dr. 140 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:13,160 Angela Honey due on our team. 141 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,880 She has that gene -splicing serum everyone's raving about. 142 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,420 Gene -splicing serum? 143 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:20,900 Oh, how exciting! 144 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:29,760 Once we get it exclusive to Biotech Prime, I think it would sell really 145 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:32,740 Would you be interested in being a licensed partner? 146 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:37,380 Oh, yes, yes, yes, indeed. 147 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:43,240 Say no more, say no more, say no more. I am your man. 148 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:49,540 Great. I will keep you posted as things move forward. 149 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,700 Oh, that is so... 150 00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,070 Can't wait to hear from you again, doctor! 151 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:59,430 See you in splicing formula. 152 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:01,170 Dr. Angela, I need you. 153 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:04,690 I'm lost. 154 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,330 All right, boys. 155 00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:11,190 New deal. 156 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:12,790 $100. 157 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,250 Who's in? 158 00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:16,630 I'm in. 159 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,550 Me too. 160 00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:19,610 Me three. 161 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:22,850 Name of the game, five card draw. 162 00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:24,850 Dude, wow. 163 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:42,090 Murdock? 164 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,310 Want some cards? 165 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,090 I'll take three. 166 00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:54,830 How about you, Ace? 167 00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:57,250 I'll take four. 168 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:04,550 Come on, Ace. You need to have an ace for that. 169 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,210 You know the rules. 170 00:16:21,550 --> 00:16:23,250 Right Murdock, it's all on you. 171 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:28,090 You raise or you fold. 172 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:29,990 I'm out. 173 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,250 I raised 400. 174 00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,690 God damn, son. 175 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:46,230 Look at the wad on A. 176 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:57,160 I see you're 400, and I raise you 500, 177 00:16:57,540 --> 00:17:03,500 because I think you're full of shit. 178 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:18,380 I see you're five, I raise another 500. 179 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,260 Because I think you're full of shit. 180 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,260 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. Let's get some AC here. 181 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,500 Shush down, Murdoch. 182 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,040 AC's a big boy. He can take care of himself. 183 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,140 Okay. 184 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,020 I see your rage. 185 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880 Let's see. 186 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,240 Show us what you got. 187 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,760 I'm curious. 188 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,280 That is impossible. 189 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:08,760 Impossible? 190 00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:11,780 Or am I just that good? 191 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:15,980 No, no, no, no, no. The only way you can get five aces is if you cheated. And 192 00:18:15,980 --> 00:18:17,060 cheaters never win. 193 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:23,560 You really are stupid, huh? 194 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:27,340 What makes you think I'm gonna take this gun and blow your goddamn brain out, 195 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,420 huh? 196 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:29,640 You won't. 197 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,760 You need me. 198 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,020 Oh, come on. 199 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:37,680 Just admit that you cheated, I'll forget all about this. I sure won't. Shut up, 200 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,680 mother! 201 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:43,780 Admit that you cheated, and I'll forget all about this. 202 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,460 Hold that. 203 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:55,900 Hello? Larry! It's Dr. Olsen! Come to the lab tomorrow! 204 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,300 It's important! 205 00:19:01,659 --> 00:19:04,740 Well, gentlemen, it seems that I have a business call, right? 206 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:09,360 Now, I gotta go, but the next time you cheat, you better take that quick bite 207 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:10,920 that could blow your goddamn hands off. 208 00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:39,060 She's so lovely. 209 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,980 Ooh, but you would look much better if you looked like her. 210 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,540 You have no boobies. 211 00:19:46,020 --> 00:19:50,280 You have been with me from the very beginning. When the government tried to 212 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,880 me, my armpits fell off. 213 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:56,680 Look, let's have a look at her, shall we? 214 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,740 What the fuck are you doing? Look at her. 215 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,640 Motherfucker, look at her! 216 00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:24,450 that's used for if we could make you or her look like you put you all 217 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:30,930 together we could have a magnificent relationship are you 218 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:37,910 in her and her on you you and i would be lovely together yes 219 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:42,670 larry how are How are you, my boy? 220 00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:44,910 What is going on, Larry? 221 00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:47,970 What's the emergency? 222 00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:50,370 Yes, you don't know yet. 223 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:56,290 Dr. Angela Honeydew is now at BioTech Prime. 224 00:20:56,770 --> 00:21:02,730 She's become one with them and brought all of her gene splicing formulas with 225 00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:06,230 her. Larry, I must have that formula. 226 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,810 It will be done, good sir. 227 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:15,150 Now listen, I need you to take... Ace and Murdoch. Go to her laboratory. 228 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:16,690 Be nice. 229 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:17,889 Be loose. 230 00:21:17,890 --> 00:21:23,370 Don't be seen. Be like ninjas. Make sure no one sees you. If she is there, 231 00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:25,950 attack only if she is alone. 232 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:29,910 I want all the material from her laboratory. 233 00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,830 Do you understand, Larry? 234 00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:33,210 Understood. Understood. 235 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,640 thing to happen in science is the discovery of the atom. 236 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:21,560 Excuse me, you're not authorized to be here. I suggest you leave before I call 237 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,560 security. 238 00:22:23,780 --> 00:22:25,960 Now, come on now, there's no need for any of that. 239 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,620 I suggest you cooperate and you won't be harmed, alright? 240 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,340 You see, we are here for one thing and one thing only. 241 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,000 That jeans glass formula that you have cooking up. 242 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:43,260 You hand it over to us now and I guarantee you, you won't be harmed. 243 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,560 Never! 244 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:47,860 I was really hoping that you wouldn't say that. 245 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:49,860 Hey! 246 00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:51,100 Murdock! 247 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:52,780 Swallow! 248 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,500 Do you want to taste that for a boss? 249 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,860 Oh, never you mind that, boys. 250 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,460 We got what we came for. 251 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560 Let's go. 252 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,760 And my favorite movie is Lost Face. 253 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,140 Oh, no Lost Face there, senorita. 254 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:52,229 Oh, Dr. 255 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:55,530 Alton, happy day, happy day. Hello, Larry. 256 00:23:55,770 --> 00:24:01,430 What do you have for me today? I have a treat for you. This is the gene splicing 257 00:24:01,430 --> 00:24:02,430 formula from Dr. 258 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:05,630 Honeydew. Oh, good job. 259 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:31,640 Oh! What about Dr. Honeydew? 260 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:37,340 About her? See, uh, she must have ran off. Pretty badly injured. Probably 261 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:38,920 Don't worry about it. Take care of her. 262 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:44,460 This is for you. The only one I trust. 263 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,900 This is for that bumbling idiot, Abe. 264 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,920 And that microscopic merduck. 265 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:54,400 Never want to see any of them again. 266 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:55,679 Probably better. 267 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,680 Yes. 268 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,060 Let her. 269 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:04,800 Remember this. You are the number one guy. 270 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:12,100 Now go and do as I would do if I were three people. 271 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:15,140 Angela? Angela? 272 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,460 Finn? 273 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,580 If? 274 00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:59,910 Hi, yes, I need an officer over to Biotech Prime Lab, please. 275 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:07,910 Yeah, my girlfriend is missing. I'm in her lab, and it looks like something 276 00:26:07,910 --> 00:26:10,330 happened. I need somebody here right away, please. 277 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,110 Do you know how long? 278 00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:16,410 Okay, okay, thank you. 279 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,450 When was the last time you saw Angela Honeydew? 280 00:26:26,850 --> 00:26:28,530 This morning, before she left. 281 00:26:29,110 --> 00:26:30,550 We live here at the facility. 282 00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:35,150 Did she mention leaving anywhere to go somewhere after? 283 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:39,510 No. No, I tried to call her a couple of times. I never got a response. 284 00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:40,770 She didn't come home. 285 00:26:40,990 --> 00:26:41,990 Okay. 286 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:45,690 I'm going to go file a report downtown and see if we get any leads. 287 00:26:46,670 --> 00:26:50,710 Okay, but do you see this place? I mean, doesn't it look like a sign of a 288 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,710 struggle? It does. 289 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,980 Please. Tell me if you hear anything. 290 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,300 Okay. I'll let you know if we get any leads. 291 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:57,579 Thank you. 292 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:58,580 Absolutely. 293 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,540 I'm not sure what happened to me. 294 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,240 My memory's a blur. 295 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:57,820 I've got to get back to my lab and get this figured out. 296 00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:07,320 All right, asshole. 297 00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:12,000 I have your payment from yesterday's work, all right? 298 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:21,260 Don't spend this all on hookers and cocaine like you did last time, all 299 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,400 Wait a minute. 300 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,680 That looks short. 301 00:28:23,940 --> 00:28:24,940 Oh, that's right. 302 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,300 Good job. 303 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,400 It is. 304 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,880 That is from the scumbag tax. 305 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:32,980 What? No. 306 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,780 No. You already took my money from the poker game yesterday. 307 00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:37,180 It's like fucking stealing. 308 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:41,520 No, no, no, no. See, I may have took a little extra from when you cheated. That 309 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,600 way, the next time you cheat, well, I come out on top. 310 00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:48,050 No honor amongst thieves. No, listen here you dumb motherfucker. 311 00:28:48,710 --> 00:28:53,230 The only reason you have what you have is because of me. 312 00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:57,170 Don't you ever forget that. 313 00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:02,850 Now then, come on. 314 00:29:03,170 --> 00:29:07,130 Let's celebrate, huh? The first round at JP's is on me. 315 00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:08,450 Now you're talking. 316 00:29:08,610 --> 00:29:09,610 Mm -hmm. 317 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:10,730 Let's go. 318 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:18,220 Oh, this better be important. 319 00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:19,520 I'm cooking my meatballs. 320 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,400 Hey, Columbo, what's happening? It's your bro. 321 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,240 Oh, Brother Theodore. 322 00:29:24,940 --> 00:29:26,720 So nice to hear your voice. 323 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:28,660 Thank you for calling me. 324 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,380 How can I assist you? 325 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,700 I have a very interesting case. 326 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:37,520 I have a scientist that's gone missing, and I really don't know where to start. 327 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:38,980 Like, do you know where I should start looking? 328 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,200 Uh, Theodore, maybe you could find some tracks. 329 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:47,040 The tracks may lead to her. Maybe she's hiding in the woods. 330 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,800 This is true. 331 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:49,860 Can't hurt. 332 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,340 Maybe I'll start looking there. 333 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:52,880 Thank you so much, bro. 334 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,659 It's amazing. 335 00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,700 I have genetically combined with my environment. 336 00:30:09,060 --> 00:30:11,840 Part swamp, part gator, part woman. 337 00:30:12,570 --> 00:30:15,230 I wonder if Toro will still want to have sex with me. 338 00:30:16,010 --> 00:30:19,150 I wonder if I can have swamp babies now. 339 00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:21,290 This is really amazing. 340 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:26,710 Even though this is a gift in disguise, I must find the people who did this to 341 00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:28,330 me and make them pay in blood. 342 00:30:34,170 --> 00:30:39,750 When the sun's going down... It probably made me thirsty. 343 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,320 I'll drink up, fool! 344 00:30:54,700 --> 00:31:00,480 You know, when I was hitting that girl with the bat, I didn't even feel the 345 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,480 least bit bad. 346 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:04,580 Like, she probably deserved that, you know what I mean? 347 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:06,960 As long as I get paid, that's what matters to me. 348 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:15,100 You two have no empathy. 349 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,300 You know that? 350 00:31:17,140 --> 00:31:20,760 Yeah. What we did to that woman was wrong. 351 00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:22,740 It was so wrong. 352 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,300 You know? 353 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:29,220 Like, I mean, yeah, it was our job to fuck her up and kick her ass and, you 354 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,860 know, but she had feelings. 355 00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:37,240 She had nice, beautiful, womanly feelings. 356 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,420 And... I don't like loose ends. 357 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:44,300 Did you see her face? 358 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:46,920 It looked like it was on fire. 359 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:53,540 Like, on fire. If she was pretty, she ain't pretty no more. 360 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,780 You misogynistic son of a bitch. 361 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,539 Hey, boys. 362 00:31:59,540 --> 00:32:00,540 What can I get for you? 363 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:05,880 I think we're all fine right now, love, but why don't you check back with us in 364 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:06,699 a couple minutes? 365 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,840 Wait, uh... 366 00:32:08,110 --> 00:32:12,470 I will take a cherry daiquiri, if you can. 367 00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:17,610 Well, we don't sell frozen drinks here, and I've never heard of a cherry 368 00:32:17,610 --> 00:32:20,070 daiquiri. How much is your cherry, then, doll? 369 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:23,010 Don't get smart with me. 370 00:32:23,370 --> 00:32:24,370 I know karate. 371 00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:25,590 I approve it. 372 00:32:29,850 --> 00:32:30,850 Do it again. 373 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,390 Don't lose the top, though. 374 00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:33,910 Get fucked, loser. 375 00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:35,870 That's what I'm trying to do. 376 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,360 No pussy. 377 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:48,100 What's 378 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:56,660 that? 379 00:33:00,340 --> 00:33:01,340 Stop it or I'll shoot. 380 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,780 What are you, some kind of swamp woman? 381 00:33:04,810 --> 00:33:06,850 I mean it. Don't come any closer or I'll shoot. 382 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:09,170 Oh, fuck. 383 00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:18,270 I have to get Angela back. 384 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,230 I can't live without her. 385 00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:22,110 What are we going to do? 386 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:27,410 I didn't want to tell you this, but I think I am responsible for her 387 00:33:27,410 --> 00:33:28,890 disappearance. What? 388 00:33:29,970 --> 00:33:32,630 I made a phone call yesterday to an old colleague. 389 00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:37,190 Unfortunately, the phone call I made was to a colleague that was untrustworthy. 390 00:33:37,690 --> 00:33:38,750 Who is it? 391 00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:40,750 His name is Robert Olson. 392 00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:47,010 He is an old friend of mine who is responsible for the rot plague that 393 00:33:47,010 --> 00:33:49,110 in the late 90s in Sunnyville, Florida. 394 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,770 He has Angela. 395 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:52,510 Where does he live? 396 00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:54,950 I will give you the address. 397 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:59,290 But I have to warn you, he has a group of thugs working for him. 398 00:34:00,129 --> 00:34:02,970 That will be hard to get through. They are real tough hombres. 399 00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:08,610 You will have to try to get through them. Listen, I don't try anything. 400 00:34:09,310 --> 00:34:10,489 I just do it. 401 00:34:42,090 --> 00:34:44,830 I've noticed I now have a keen sense of smell. 402 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:49,330 If I can pick up a scent, I think I can track down the people who did it. 403 00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,550 Angela, this is amazing. 404 00:34:54,830 --> 00:34:56,830 We have to get you to the top executive. 405 00:34:57,290 --> 00:34:58,410 We will make millions. 406 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,850 Angela, what are you doing? 407 00:35:01,430 --> 00:35:02,430 What are you doing? Stop. 408 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,690 Angela. Stop it, Angela. 409 00:35:05,110 --> 00:35:06,670 Stop. Stop. Angela, no. 410 00:35:06,970 --> 00:35:07,970 No. 411 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:43,979 Good question. 412 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:49,140 I'm looking for my girlfriend, Angela, honeydew. Oh, very pretty. Nice tongue. 413 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,180 Yeah, she's missing, and I have reasons to believe you may know where she is. 414 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,700 Oh, my dear, why would you think something like that? 415 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,660 Well, I spoke with an old associate of yours, and he mentioned to me he told 416 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:03,720 about a new serum that my Angela created that you may have illegally acquired. 417 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,820 Oh, no, this is terrible. 418 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,300 Why would somebody say something like that? 419 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:13,240 about me. I tell you what, why don't you come inside, we'll sit down, have some 420 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,700 coffee, discuss it, and nip this story in the bud. 421 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:18,180 No, I don't know about that. 422 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,960 Ah, shit, I do. Come on. No, no, no. 423 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:30,220 That bartender at J .P.'s smoke show, I wish she did, like, more than 424 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,820 bartend. Maybe she could do, like, something special for me. 425 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,040 What special? 426 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,840 Take him back, suck your dick? 427 00:36:37,610 --> 00:36:40,050 I mean, I can do the trick. 428 00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:46,550 Listen, you two hooligans have no chance with that girl, all right? She's got a 429 00:36:46,550 --> 00:36:49,090 boyfriend, and I'm pretty sure she's very into him. 430 00:36:49,330 --> 00:36:53,590 I'm just saying, you know, she'd be, like, nice to date, that's all. Oh, 431 00:36:55,190 --> 00:36:57,010 Hold that thought, boys. 432 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:00,350 Yes. 433 00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:03,610 Larry, it's Dr. Olsen. Listen to me. 434 00:37:03,950 --> 00:37:07,510 I think we may have a problem. No, what seems to be the problem? 435 00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:14,090 It's Dr. Angela Honeydew. I think she's on to us. I think she's coming for you 436 00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:18,970 and me. We've got to stop her now. Why didn't you kill her? 437 00:37:19,290 --> 00:37:23,590 Okay, you didn't say to kill her. That would have been more money, but she got 438 00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:25,950 whole bunch of chemicals over her face. It was crazy. 439 00:37:26,650 --> 00:37:29,790 Chemicals? What chemicals, Larry? 440 00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:32,690 I don't know. Whatever the fuck was in the lab, it was... 441 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:37,460 Spilled all over her face with smoke and... Oh, well, that's just great, 442 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:42,140 Perhaps it was her own chemical. She's probably already transformed into some 443 00:37:42,140 --> 00:37:46,420 kind of reptile from her chemical reaction, you moron! 444 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,040 Okay, I don't see a problem with that. 445 00:37:51,049 --> 00:37:55,490 She transformed you moron and she'll kill us all. Now listen to me and listen 446 00:37:55,490 --> 00:38:00,710 me good. You round up those two stooges of yours and you meet me at my home 447 00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:03,950 tomorrow. We must stop her now. 448 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:12,830 Alright boys, listen up. We got a mess to clean up. We got to head over to Dr. 449 00:38:13,030 --> 00:38:15,630 Austin's. We got to go there immediately and see what the problem is, alright? 450 00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:16,890 What? No. 451 00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:19,230 Man, we're done. I'm already buzzed anyways. 452 00:38:19,570 --> 00:38:23,750 I'm done. No, no, no, no. We gotta go over, all right? This is important, all 453 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:28,790 right? All right. Well, I gotta take a smoke and a piss first. 454 00:38:29,010 --> 00:38:31,250 Oh, my fucking God. All right, hurry up. 455 00:38:31,470 --> 00:38:32,650 We'll wait for you. 456 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Oh my god, where the fuck is Ace, that one -eyed asshole? 457 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,240 God damn it. 458 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,620 Fuck it, Murdock. Come on, let's go outside. 459 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,920 Alright. 460 00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:29,980 Ace! 461 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:31,140 Ace! 462 00:39:35,060 --> 00:39:36,360 Larry! Larry! Get over here! 463 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:48,950 It's pretty fucked up. 464 00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:52,190 Yeah, we gotta get over to Doc, because I think I might know what's happening 465 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:53,190 here. 466 00:39:58,970 --> 00:39:59,970 Ah! 467 00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:02,110 Hole in one! 468 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:05,530 It's what I put in you. Look out! 469 00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:08,450 I'm the champ! 470 00:40:08,890 --> 00:40:14,770 Not only have I mastered the rocks, also golfing. Maybe I'll trade up a little. 471 00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:18,770 Very nice. 472 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:23,090 My kingdom for the golf course. 473 00:40:25,330 --> 00:40:26,330 Doc. 474 00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:30,050 Give me some good news, Larry. 475 00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:36,130 Doc, I don't know how to tell you this, but... But A .A. did it. 476 00:40:37,570 --> 00:40:40,130 Yeah. You think, Doc, he might be lost? 477 00:40:41,650 --> 00:40:47,210 His whole penis was just ripped off like some sort of animal did it. It was... 478 00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:51,420 Can we please call it a tally -whacker? 479 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,400 Now listen, you two idiots. 480 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:56,680 She's probably already turned into a reptile by now. 481 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:04,520 Now, I need you two to capture her because Biotech Prime would pay millions 482 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,540 this creation that she has become. 483 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,680 Now, I'm going to give you this device. 484 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:17,020 It will track reptiles, the heat in their body, and the movements. 485 00:41:21,550 --> 00:41:23,270 And bring her back to me now! 486 00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:25,070 Yes, sir. Do you understand? 487 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:26,750 Yes, sir. 488 00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:29,230 I don't like you. 489 00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:36,610 As for you, my friend, I'll be taking you back and beginning experimentation 490 00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:37,589 you right now. 491 00:41:37,590 --> 00:41:43,610 Now that I have Angela's genetic lab book, I know everything she knows. And 492 00:41:43,610 --> 00:41:47,570 and I are going to have a grand time together. You're a mad scientist. 493 00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:48,930 Do you really think she's going to... 494 00:41:53,550 --> 00:41:58,230 Sweet baby doll, I don't think so. I think you are wrong, because I'm taking 495 00:41:58,230 --> 00:42:02,170 you, and we are going back to Angela's lab, and we're going to start the 496 00:42:02,170 --> 00:42:04,950 experimentation as soon as we get there! 497 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,380 Yep. Yeah, this is dumb. 498 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,040 Yeah. You've been searching out like, what, an hour? 499 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,000 We got zero. Zip. Nada. 500 00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:13,060 I'll tell you what we do. 501 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,720 We split up. 502 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,300 Cover a lot more ground that way. 503 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,660 All right? 504 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:21,660 Listen, you take the east side of the forest, I'll take the west side. 505 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:22,819 All right? 506 00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:25,420 You need anything you get lost, just call out. 507 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,620 Need anything else, you call my cell. 508 00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:31,810 Right here for you. 509 00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:33,310 We'll take the net. 510 00:44:34,730 --> 00:44:35,730 Hold on to that. 511 00:44:37,310 --> 00:44:39,790 Now, what will you use to catch this broad? 512 00:44:41,770 --> 00:44:43,490 Well, don't you worry about that. 513 00:44:44,990 --> 00:44:46,150 You just look for tracks. 514 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,370 You get on back to me, all right? 515 00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:49,890 Right. Let's go. 516 00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,700 proper chemical composition. 517 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:09,680 Why, I could rearrange your DNA, changing you into a mutant 518 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:15,780 reptile. How about a snake? Or an 519 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:22,780 alligator. I like that. I like it. Or perhaps 520 00:45:22,780 --> 00:45:24,760 a snapping turtle. 521 00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:29,770 Whatever happens to me is going to come back on you tenfold. My Angela won't 522 00:45:29,770 --> 00:45:30,830 come back for me, you'll see. 523 00:45:32,090 --> 00:45:36,230 You might think that, young lady, but you would be wrong. 524 00:45:37,890 --> 00:45:42,930 Those punk rockers back in the 90s, they tried to destroy me. 525 00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:24,050 in my brain. 526 00:46:24,150 --> 00:46:25,150 Intact! 527 00:46:25,670 --> 00:46:27,530 So they put me back together. 528 00:46:30,150 --> 00:46:33,450 They put me back together. 529 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:40,390 And I alone, thankful to my government, my unconventional 530 00:46:40,390 --> 00:46:42,970 government, now depart. 531 00:46:43,650 --> 00:46:47,990 I am a living, breathing human cyborg. 532 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,940 Shut up! I'm not through yet, you little bitch! 533 00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:54,780 I will fuck you beyond repair! 534 00:47:19,319 --> 00:47:22,300 Oh, Sarah has nothing on you. 535 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,660 What? What? 536 00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,360 Snake! 537 00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:58,160 What we're going to do is change you, the very core of you, your very essence, 538 00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:01,600 your DNA, your structural boundaries. 539 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:06,460 Now I can change you into a swamp planet. 540 00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:08,960 Now, I've been done. 541 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:11,000 Oh, let's see what we got here. 542 00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:15,360 Oh, microbes are my favorite. 543 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,240 Swamp God? 544 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,160 What's here? 545 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,740 You change me into a cat that's going to run straight into your face. 546 00:50:29,060 --> 00:50:35,960 I like a little spicy, spicy, my prickly soon -to -be bitch. 547 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:37,680 You know what? 548 00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:45,680 Just a sip of this formula, your DNA is going to reconstruct at 549 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:51,940 a binary level your every molecule twisted and ingrained, 550 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,920 intoxicating fumes that they are. 551 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:04,720 I've never met you, jag! 552 00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,250 Oh God. 553 00:52:21,470 --> 00:52:24,950 Now listen, I heard Dr. Olson talking about it. You need to drink that green 554 00:52:24,950 --> 00:52:26,750 serum. It's going to turn you back into human form. 555 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:44,710 Oh my God, Angela, it worked. I'm so glad it worked. 556 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:47,808 Fuck yeah, dude. 557 00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,670 You want to take a shower? Of course I do! 558 00:59:11,049 --> 00:59:12,049 Bye. 559 00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:14,650 Bye.